I prefer to date women who don’t use the word “seriously” twice in the same sentence.
It’s so hot outside the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
At this point, we need a middle of the road President. We’re too divided, and we don’t know what’s true any more. Either that or a cute Koala bear. Something everybody likes.
I just saw Trump raising money for his border wall by selling candy on the subway.
We need better mirrors for women to take selfies in front of because that toilet clashes with their shoes.
I don’t have any kids but I do have dad bod. Where’s my neck tie??
The MTA will roll out a new payment system that will replace MetroCards. How about a no-pay system? And clean up the urine stench while you’re at it.
Today’s bus ride is brought to you by the woman’s conversation behind me and the louder guy telling her to be quiet.
I bought a smoothie. It was $11. I don’t know why. It all just happened so fast.
Dominos Pizza is trash, but if they fix the subway, I will eat it for an eternity.
Leave a Reply