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STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JULY 11TH, 2019: FULL WATER BOTTLE KNOWS YOU SPENT MOST OF YOUR WORKOUT ON THE PHONE. BALDING MAN IN DENIAL HE CAN'T GROW KICK ASS BEARD TD BANK TELLER EATS ALL THE LOLLIPOPS ON HER FIRST DAY. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR... Continue Reading →
STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JUNE 26TH, 2019: MICROWAVE STARTING TO HAVE "OVEN ENVY" VERIZON SALESPERSON CAN'T BELIEVE CUSTOMER IS FALLING FOR THE OLD "USE A BANANA FOR A PHONE" GAG FANS RELIEVED ENTIRE METS TEAM FORGOT THEY HAD A GAME TONIGHT LOCAL POLICE OFFICER ACCIDENTALLY GIVES... Continue Reading →
Stop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 8th, 2018: SECRETARY OF LARPING IS SAFE FROM TRUMP FIRING BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS IT’S A THING PATIENT NOT TAKING GUM-CHEWING DENTIST’S ADVICE SERIOUSLY GENTRIFIER FROM BROOKLYN IRONICALLY PROTESTS COLUMBUS STATUE FLAT SCREEN TV REALLY WANTS IMPLANTS BODEGA CAT ALSO... Continue Reading →
Stop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 7th, 2018: MISSING SOCK ALMOST GIVING UP HOPE OWNER WILL COME FIND HIM FISH TIRED OF BEING TEASED BY FROG FOR BEING ABLE TO BREATHE ON THE LAND TOO MOTHER ASSUMES CHILDREN HEAR HER TALKING WHILE WALKING INTO OTHER ROOM GRANDMOTHER... Continue Reading →