Milford, DE - Counting down the footsteps until walking into her sister-in-law's newly furnished living room, Ashley Hughes couldn't wait to passive- aggressively tell her brother's wife Kate how bad her decorating was. "Kate, I just love what you've done with the place considering you had so much time extra to think about it. I... Continue Reading →
One Liners: OK Go, SpaceX, Alice Cooper, Solar Panels, & More!
OK Go is not a dating app for traffic cops. There a lot of these "super-tall" skyscrapers going up around the world. One day you won't need a spaceship to go the moon, just an elevator! The doctor said my cholesterol is slightly high. When it reaches Cheech & Chong status, I’ll worry. I heard... Continue Reading →
One Liners: Dating Apps, Social Media, Chuck E. Cheese, the Pulitzer Prize, & More!
It's the social media era. Our heroes, have gone from role models to troll models. This homeless guy on the train is the human form of talk radio. He’s covered everything from the government to Porzingas. I’m just waiting for the weather. Forget dating apps. How about a break-up app? Swipe left; it’s over. Facebook... Continue Reading →
Cashier Confident One Plastic Bag Can Hold Two Cartons Of Milk
Elgin, IL - With an assured grin and a positive head nod suggesting he has done this before, 17-year-old cashier Joe Blum is confident one plastic bag will hold two cartons of milk. "You got this Mrs. Seagle. You got this," confirms Blum as his direct eye contact gives hope to his paying customer, 71-year-old... Continue Reading →