“These scientists don’t know what they’re talking about!” – Trump typing on smart phone made by science. When they reboot Escape from New York, will it be about getting home during rush hour? The other […]
Author: mikesgroi21
"In the creative field, art isn't what you make; it's how it makes you feel."
Comedian/Film Maker/Writer/Beat Maker/Photographer
One Liners: Bert & Ernie, Facebook, Batman, Poutine, Bloodhounds, & More!!
You have to give Bert and Ernie credit for being the first gay couple to gentrify a ghetto before it was cool. I heard they were changing the name of Facebook to “See, I told […]
One Liners: Superman, Umbrellas, Mr. Ed, Robots, Bikes in NYC, Banksy, Plumbing, & More!
Superman is strong but I bet if he stepped on a Lego piece, he’d feel it. I think they’re making umbrellas disposable and not telling anybody. I wonder if the people who design my office’s […]
USPS Employee More Than Happy To Re-lick Your Envelope For You
Tacoma, WA – Smiling with a cheerfulness not seen since he was able to get his mail truck up to 30 mph on the highway, mail carrier Hank Armstrong was more than happy to re-lick […]
One Liners: Bob Ross, TMNT, Rick Astley, Driver-less Cars, Marisa Tomei, the 10 Commandments, and More!
Marisa Tomei-tos isn’t a thing yet? What if you mixed Rick Astley with Afroman? “Never gonna give you up… cuz I got high. Never gonna let you down… cuz I got high!” Do the Teenage […]
One Liners: Oreos, Bloodhounds, Dating Apps, April Fools Day, Escape From New York, Sneezing, and More!!
I’m starting to realizing on these dating apps “Hi, you look different in all your pictures,” isn’t a good pick up line. This woman on the E Train just sneezed in French. Can bloodhounds get […]
EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 7-8-18
Stop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 8th, 2018: SECRETARY OF LARPING IS SAFE FROM TRUMP FIRING BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS IT’S A THING PATIENT NOT TAKING GUM-CHEWING DENTIST’S ADVICE […]
