Marisa Tomeitos isn’t a thing yet? What if you mixed Rick Astley with Afroman? “Never gonna give you up… cuz I got high. Never gonna let you down… cuz I got high!” Do the Teenage […]
Author: mikesgroi21
"In the creative field, art isn't what you make; it's how it makes you feel."
Comedian/Film Maker/Writer/Beat Maker/Photographer
One Liners: Oreos, Bloodhounds, Dating Apps, April Fools Day, Escape From New York, Sneezing, and More!!
I’m starting to realizing on these dating apps “Hi, you look different in all your pictures,” isn’t a good pick up line. This woman on the E Train just sneezed in French. Can bloodhounds get […]
EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 7-8-18
Stop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 8th, 2018: SECRETARY OF LARPING IS SAFE FROM TRUMP FIRING BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS IT’S A THING PATIENT NOT TAKING GUM-CHEWING DENTIST’S ADVICE […]
EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 7-7-18
Stop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 7th, 2018: MISSING SOCK ALMOST GIVING UP HOPE OWNER WILL COME FIND HIM FISH TIRED OF BEING TEASED BY FROG FOR BEING ABLE […]
After Resigning, Scott Pruitt Asks Staff To Help Him Find New Job
Washington, D.C. – Without wasting a second of his time after his resignation and in true D.C. political fashion, disgraced former EPA Chief Scott Pruitt asked his staff to help him find a new job. […]
Mail Carrier Doesn’t Understand Why You Don’t Just Use Email.
Fort Collins, CO– Faced with a non-figurative uphill battle while not understanding the need to pretty much wear combat boots with the uniform, exhausted mail carrier Rita Morone doesn’t understand why you don’t just use […]
One Liners: Aaron Boone, Skeletor, Dating Apps, Old Apartments, Clothes Pins, Sabermetrics, and More!
I’m going to start a dating app called Flakr so people won’t be disappointed when the date bails on you. Aaron Boone’s managerial decisions have been tough this season. For example he was wondering what […]
