I liked to know what casual Friday is like at the Playboy offices. The funny part about Spike Lee backing young filmmakers is that they all gentrified his neighborhood. I can’t keep up with modern […]
Author: mikesgroi21
"In the creative field, art isn't what you make; it's how it makes you feel."
Comedian/Film Maker/Writer/Beat Maker/Photographer
One Liners: Birdbox, Scaffolding, Sherlock Holmes, Black Friday, #AMA, Star Wars, & More!
Birdbox is about not being able to see. So to honor the film, I won’t watch it. The concept of “force projection” in the Star Wars universe is the equivalent to working from home in […]
Driver’s License Photographer Really Pushing It With That Squeaky Toy
Queens, NY – Frozen in a stone-face pose while leering with eyes filled with the fury of seventh layer of hell, 42-year-old William Whitmore really thinks the driver’s license photographer is pushing it with […]
One Liners: Joe Biden, LEGOs, Escape From New York, Amazon Drones, the NYC Subway & more!
“These scientists don’t know what they’re talking about!” – Trump typing on smart phone made by science. When they reboot Escape from New York, will it be about getting home during rush hour? The other […]
One Liners: Bert & Ernie, Facebook, Batman, Poutine, Bloodhounds, & More!!
You have to give Bert and Ernie credit for being the first gay couple to gentrify a ghetto before it was cool. I heard they were changing the name of Facebook to “See, I told […]
One Liners: Superman, Umbrellas, Mr. Ed, Robots, Bikes in NYC, Banksy, Plumbing, & More!
Superman is strong but I bet if he stepped on a Lego piece, he’d feel it. I think they’re making umbrellas disposable and not telling anybody. I wonder if the people who design my office’s […]
USPS Employee More Than Happy To Re-lick Your Envelope For You
Tacoma, WA – Smiling with a cheerfulness not seen since he was able to get his mail truck up to 30 mph on the highway, mail carrier Hank Armstrong was more than happy to re-lick […]
