“These scientists don’t know what they’re talking about!” – Trump typing on smart phone made by science. When they reboot Escape from New York, will it be about getting home during rush hour? The other […]
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One Liners: Bert & Ernie, Facebook, Batman, Poutine, Bloodhounds, & More!!
You have to give Bert and Ernie credit for being the first gay couple to gentrify a ghetto before it was cool. I heard they were changing the name of Facebook to “See, I told […]
One Liners: Oreos, Bloodhounds, Dating Apps, April Fools Day, Escape From New York, Sneezing, and More!!
I’m starting to realizing on these dating apps “Hi, you look different in all your pictures,” isn’t a good pick up line. This woman on the E Train just sneezed in French. Can bloodhounds get […]
One Liners: Fourth of July, Nicki Minaj, Scott Pruitt, Urinals, Jason Voorhees, Dikembe Mutombo, and More!
You wanna get right up to the urinal, pal. This is an office bathroom not the male revue! My absent minded friend’s birthday is coming up. He’s so forgetful, he plans his own surprise parties. […]
One Liners: Koalas, Dominos Pizza, The Subway, Trump’s Border Wall, $11 Smoothies, Dad Bod & More!
I prefer to date women who don’t use the word “seriously” twice in the same sentence. It’s so hot outside the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. At this point, we need a middle of the […]
