Birdbox is about not being able to see. So to honor the film, I won’t watch it.
The concept of “force projection” in the Star Wars universe is the equivalent to working from home in ours.
I feel guilty that I’m on my phone too much. So instead of Siri I have “Sorri”.
Why is it “gubernatorial” race? Why can’t it be “governortorial” race?
Dating is hard. Not only am I competing for her attention from other people but also from dogs! Don’t think so? When was the last time a woman cried for no reason when you passed them on the street?
I don’t care what you say. If Sherlock Holmes had a car, he’d still lose his keys.
I saved the most money on Black Friday by not buying anything.
I did my own #AMA. The only question I was asked was, “Why are you doing this ?”
I don’t trust somebody who says “I’m as honest as the day is long” on the day we turn the clocks back.
Maybe one day they’ll tear down all the buildings in New York and just replace them with scaffolding… If that’s not what they’re doing already.
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