One Liners: Oreos, Bloodhounds, Dating Apps, April Fools Day, Escape From New York, Sneezing, and More!!

I’m starting to realizing on these dating apps “Hi, you look different in all your pictures,” isn't a good pick up line.  This woman on the E Train just sneezed in French. Can bloodhounds get lost?  They should change the "Like" button on these dating apps to “Eh, I guess”.  If you're going to genetically... Continue Reading →

Summer Officially Started When Facebook Friend Complained How Hot It Was Outside

Manalapan, NJ - Despite what the calendar companies printed for June 21st, summer officially started three days prior as a Facebook friend complained how hot it was outside. "Ughhh, it is so hot outside I don't even feel like moving!" Facebook friend Jessica McCare tapped away on her phone's keypad before mistakenly adding a teary-eyed... Continue Reading →

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