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STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JULY 11TH, 2019: FULL WATER BOTTLE KNOWS YOU SPENT MOST OF YOUR WORKOUT ON THE PHONE. BALDING MAN IN DENIAL HE CAN'T GROW KICK ASS BEARD TD BANK TELLER EATS ALL THE LOLLIPOPS ON HER FIRST DAY. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR... Continue Reading →
Washington D.C. - After sadly being named the new VA Secretary, former Trump doctor Ronny Jackson's first order business was for some reason determining that all veterans are 6'3", 239 lbs. "Oh really? That's the same height and weight I announced for the president? Wow, that's... uhh... pretty amazing, right? Well, those were my numbers.... Continue Reading →