STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JULY 11TH, 2019: FULL WATER BOTTLE KNOWS YOU SPENT MOST OF YOUR WORKOUT ON THE PHONE. BALDING MAN IN DENIAL HE CAN'T GROW KICK ASS BEARD TD BANK TELLER EATS ALL THE LOLLIPOPS ON HER FIRST DAY. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR... Continue Reading →
EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 6-26-19
STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JUNE 26TH, 2019: MICROWAVE STARTING TO HAVE "OVEN ENVY" VERIZON SALESPERSON CAN'T BELIEVE CUSTOMER IS FALLING FOR THE OLD "USE A BANANA FOR A PHONE" GAG FANS RELIEVED ENTIRE METS TEAM FORGOT THEY HAD A GAME TONIGHT LOCAL POLICE OFFICER ACCIDENTALLY GIVES... Continue Reading →
Summer Officially Started When Facebook Friend Complained How Hot It Was Outside
Manalapan, NJ - Despite what the calendar companies printed for June 21st, summer officially started three days prior as a Facebook friend complained how hot it was outside. "Ughhh, it is so hot outside I don't even feel like moving!" Facebook friend Jessica McCare tapped away on her phone's keypad before mistakenly adding a teary-eyed... Continue Reading →
Man At Gym Tries To Play Off Fart As Noise From New Sneakers
Staten Island, NY - Despite having a face that looked redder than a fresh tomato, an embarrassed 32-year-old Chris Seagle, fought valiantly to play off his fart as a noise coming from his brand new gym sneakers. "Dude, I just bought these kicks last night at the mall, bro. I gotta break ‘em in, dude!... Continue Reading →