Washington, D.C. - Without wasting a second of his time after his resignation and in true D.C. political fashion, disgraced former EPA Chief Scott Pruitt asked his staff to help him find a new job. "My staff did wonders helping my wife get the hook-up for a new high-end gig so, naturally they were the... Continue Reading →
One Liners: Fourth of July, Nicki Minaj, Scott Pruitt, Urinals, Jason Voorhees, Dikembe Mutombo, and More!
You wanna get right up to the urinal, pal. This is an office bathroom not the male revue! My absent minded friend’s birthday is coming up. He’s so forgetful, he plans his own surprise parties. Scott Pruitt asked staff to find him a new job. Scott Pruitt can always help Santa out by putting coal... Continue Reading →