One Liners: Casual Friday, Emojis, Chipotle, Steven A. Smith, the Tour de France and More!!!

I liked to know what casual Friday is like at the Playboy offices.

The funny part about Spike Lee backing young filmmakers is that they all gentrified his neighborhood.

I can’t keep up with modern society. I just typo’d an emoji.

There shouldn’t be such a thing as potato salad. You can’t make a salad out of the same stuff you make French Fries from.

Sales of legal marijuana in Colorado have reached over $200 mil. You know the country is broke when it has to start selling weed to pay the bills!

Stephen A. Smith says things as if nobody believes him.

I try to buy Halloween costumes that I can get some real life use out of after.

They should combine Chipotle with speed dating: “White Rice or brown? And are you into pottery?”

Jamal Charles should just merge his name into “Jamarles”.

I’ll care more about the Tour de France when they use unicycles.

Summer Officially Started When Facebook Friend Complained How Hot It Was Outside

Manalapan, NJ – Despite what the calendar companies printed for June 21st, summer officially started three days prior as a Facebook friend complained how hot it was outside. “Ughhh, it is so hot outside I don’t even feel like moving!” Facebook friend Jessica McCare tapped away on her phone’s keypad before mistakenly adding a teary-eyed laughing emoji thinking it was a sweating emoji. “Dude, this weather is so not cool… like literally bro, not cool at all! Yo honestly, I can’t drive to the gym in this heat,” replied another Facebook friend Mark Metchin who was also the first to declare winter by stating how “freaking lame-ass cold” it was outside back on November 12th. At press time, the temperature dipped back to 72 degrees, and summer was just confirm over on SnapChat.