Valet Upset Your Car Couldn’t Form Perfect Geometric Doughnut

Portland, OR - Pouting like a 7-year-old who was denied ice-cream before supper, college sophomore and part-time valet Danny Shroder was upset your car couldn't form a perfect geometric doughnut. "Dude, I take Advanced Geometry, bro. I know what a 360 looks like.  Your clunker made more of a an oval or something  twerpy  like... Continue Reading →

Driver’s License Photographer Really Pushing It With That Squeaky Toy

Queens, NY -  Frozen in a stone-face pose while leering with eyes filled with the fury of seventh layer of hell, 42-year-old William Whitmore really thinks the driver's license photographer is pushing it with that squeaky toy. "I just need to renew my freakin' license!! I swear to every sacred artifact on this planet, if... Continue Reading →

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