I prefer to date women who don’t use the word “seriously” twice in the same sentence. It’s so hot outside the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. At this point, we need a middle of the […]
Category: One Liners
One Liners: IHOb, Dennis Rodman, the North Korean Summit, the CIA, Justin Trudeau, and More!
Dennis Rodman arrived in Singapore early for the North Korea Summit . Makes sense. Power forwards are normally down the court first anyway. I bet the Wilpons are anxious to find the Mets some North […]
One Liners: Toto and Africa, Royal Wedding, Bartolo Colon, Sneezing with Atheists, Dating Apps, and More!
I like when you get a notification on these dating apps and you get all excited and then it’s just an update to their terms of of service. Don’t tease my emotions, Bumble!! I sneezed […]
One Liners: OK Go, SpaceX, Alice Cooper, Solar Panels, & More!
OK Go is not a dating app for traffic cops. There a lot of these “super-tall” skyscrapers going up around the world. One day you won’t need a spaceship to go the moon, just an […]
One Liners: Dating Apps, Social Media, Chuck E. Cheese, the Pulitzer Prize, & More!
It’s the social media era. Our heroes, have gone from role models to troll models. This homeless guy on the train is the human form of talk radio. He’s covered everything from the government to […]
One Liners: Project Runway, Lo Mein, Tupac, Rick Astley, & More!
What if Project Runway was a show about new airports? So Trump fired James Comey, the man who is investigating him. I did Nazi that coming. Those Lo Mein noodles were terrible. More like “Lo […]
One Liners of the Day: Toupees, Elevators, Mark Hamill, Bridezillas, iPhones & More!
I don’t trust therapists with toupees. If they can’t get over their insecurities then how am I going to get over mine? Not only did the elevator stop at every floor but it even stopped […]
