I’m going to start a dating app called Flakr so people won’t be disappointed when the date bails on you. Aaron Boone’s managerial decisions have been tough this season. For example he was wondering what […]
Category: One Liners
One Liners: Fourth of July, Nicki Minaj, Scott Pruitt, Urinals, Jason Voorhees, Dikembe Mutombo, and More!
You wanna get right up to the urinal, pal. This is an office bathroom not the male revue! My absent minded friend’s birthday is coming up. He’s so forgetful, he plans his own surprise parties. […]
One Liners: Koalas, Dominos Pizza, The Subway, Trump’s Border Wall, $11 Smoothies, Dad Bod & More!
I prefer to date women who don’t use the word “seriously” twice in the same sentence. It’s so hot outside the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. At this point, we need a middle of the […]
One Liners: IHOb, Dennis Rodman, the North Korean Summit, the CIA, Justin Trudeau, and More!
Dennis Rodman arrived in Singapore early for the North Korea Summit . Makes sense. Power forwards are normally down the court first anyway. I bet the Wilpons are anxious to find the Mets some North […]
One Liners: Toto and Africa, Royal Wedding, Bartolo Colon, Sneezing with Atheists, Dating Apps, and More!
I like when you get a notification on these dating apps and you get all excited and then it’s just an update to their terms of of service. Don’t tease my emotions, Bumble!! I sneezed […]
One Liners: OK Go, SpaceX, Alice Cooper, Solar Panels, & More!
OK Go is not a dating app for traffic cops. There a lot of these “super-tall” skyscrapers going up around the world. One day you won’t need a spaceship to go the moon, just an […]
One Liners: Dating Apps, Social Media, Chuck E. Cheese, the Pulitzer Prize, & More!
It’s the social media era. Our heroes, have gone from role models to troll models. This homeless guy on the train is the human form of talk radio. He’s covered everything from the government to […]
