EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 7-11-19

NotoffthePress Extra Extra

STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JULY 11TH, 2019:

 

FULL WATER BOTTLE KNOWS YOU SPENT MOST OF YOUR WORKOUT ON THE PHONE.

 

BALDING MAN IN DENIAL HE CAN’T GROW KICK ASS BEARD

 

TD BANK TELLER EATS ALL THE LOLLIPOPS ON HER FIRST DAY.

 

NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR USING PAPER SHREDDER AT 3AM

 

FAMILY DECIDES TO GO CAMPING FOR THE WEEKEND WHILE DOG BUSY CHASING ITS TAIL

 

CLARK KENT STILL UNRECOGNIZABLE AS SUPERMAN EVEN AFTER SWITCHING TO CONTACTS.

 

HOPING TO BREAK EVEN, NEW YORK KNICKS TO START SEASON WITH -82 LOSES

 

FLORIST BUYS SOME PLANTS TO SPRUCE UP THE OFFICE

 

MECHANIC ADMITS CHECK ENGINE LIGHT MEANS YOUR CAR SECRETLY RECORDED YOU SINGING SHOW-TUNES

 

ASSISTANT NEVER TOOK CLOTHES TO DRY CLEANERS. JUST SWAPPED OUT HANGARS INSTEAD.

 

 

 

 

 

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mikesgroi21

"In the creative field, art isn't what you make; it's how it makes you feel." Comedian/Film Maker/Writer/Beat Maker/Photographer

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