STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JUNE 26TH, 2019:
MICROWAVE STARTING TO HAVE “OVEN ENVY”
VERIZON SALESPERSON CAN’T BELIEVE CUSTOMER IS FALLING FOR THE OLD “USE A BANANA FOR A PHONE” GAG
FANS RELIEVED ENTIRE METS TEAM FORGOT THEY HAD A GAME TONIGHT
LOCAL POLICE OFFICER ACCIDENTALLY GIVES DRIVER CVS RECEIPT INSTEAD OF TICKET
PBS DISCOVERS LITTLE TREES WERE NOT AS HAPPY AS BOB ROSS CLAIMED
WIFE ANGRY THAT SPOUSE DOESN’T BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE SAYS SHE’S NOT ANGRY
PSYCHOLOGIST WAS ASLEEP THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE TALKING
MAN AT GYM SWEARS TODAY WILL FINALLY BE LEG DAY
FLYING SQUIRRELS WERE BASE JUMPING BEFORE YOUR MANAGER BRAD THOUGHT IT WAS COOL
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