EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 6-26-19

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STOP THE PRESSES! HERE ARE SOME EXTRA HEADLINES FOR JUNE 26TH, 2019:

 

MICROWAVE STARTING TO HAVE “OVEN ENVY”

 

VERIZON SALESPERSON CAN’T BELIEVE CUSTOMER IS FALLING FOR THE OLD “USE A BANANA FOR A PHONE” GAG

 

FANS RELIEVED ENTIRE METS TEAM FORGOT THEY HAD A GAME TONIGHT

 

LOCAL POLICE OFFICER ACCIDENTALLY GIVES DRIVER CVS RECEIPT INSTEAD OF TICKET

 

PBS DISCOVERS LITTLE TREES WERE NOT AS HAPPY AS BOB ROSS CLAIMED

 

WIFE ANGRY THAT SPOUSE DOESN’T BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE SAYS SHE’S NOT ANGRY

 

PSYCHOLOGIST WAS ASLEEP THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE TALKING

 

MAN AT GYM SWEARS TODAY WILL FINALLY BE LEG DAY

 

FLYING SQUIRRELS WERE BASE JUMPING BEFORE YOUR MANAGER BRAD THOUGHT IT WAS COOL

 

SUBWAY CONDUCTOR’S KEYS REALLY JUST TCHOTCHKES FROM BOARDWALK.

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