EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 7-8-18

NotoffthePress Extra ExtraStop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 8th, 2018:

 

SECRETARY OF LARPING IS SAFE FROM TRUMP FIRING BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS IT’S A THING

 

PATIENT NOT TAKING GUM-CHEWING DENTIST’S ADVICE SERIOUSLY

 

GENTRIFIER FROM BROOKLYN IRONICALLY PROTESTS COLUMBUS STATUE

 

FLAT SCREEN TV REALLY WANTS IMPLANTS

 

BODEGA CAT ALSO PARKS CARS ON WEEKEND

 

7-11 CLOSES SOMETIMES WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING

 

BARBER SHAVES MAN’S HEAD DOWN TO A NUB

 

BUS DRIVER INTRODUCES NEW JUMP, TUCK, AND ROLL DROP OFF 

 

PIGEONS JUST PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT 

 

LOST ANCIENT SCROLLS TURNED OUT TO BE JUST JESUS’ RECIPE FOR A BLT

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