Stop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 7th, 2018:
MISSING SOCK ALMOST GIVING UP HOPE OWNER WILL COME FIND HIM
FISH TIRED OF BEING TEASED BY FROG FOR BEING ABLE TO BREATHE ON THE LAND TOO
MOTHER ASSUMES CHILDREN HEAR HER TALKING WHILE WALKING INTO OTHER ROOM
GRANDMOTHER TRYING TO REPLY TO GRANDCHILDREN’S FACEBOOK MESSAGE THROUGH HER TYPEWRITER
PET CAT JUST CAN’T SEEM TO KILL OWNER
SECOND TWIX GOES ON MURDEROUS RAMPAGE FOR NOT BEING PICKED FIRST
LOCKSMITH JUST TOWS YOUR CAR AWAY AFTER LOCKING YOUR KEYS IN IT FOR THE 4TH TIME
TWISTA’S TONGUE GETS TIED IN KNOT AFTER RAPPING TOO FAST
LAWMAKERS WANT TO BAN TEXTING AND WALKING UNLESS YOU ARE MOONWALKING
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