EXTRA! EXTRA! JUST EXTRA HEADLINES! 7-7-18

NotoffthePress Extra ExtraStop the Presses! Here are some EXTRA Headlines for July 7th, 2018:

 

MISSING SOCK ALMOST GIVING UP HOPE OWNER WILL COME FIND HIM

 

FISH TIRED OF BEING TEASED BY FROG FOR BEING ABLE TO BREATHE ON THE LAND TOO

 

MOTHER ASSUMES CHILDREN HEAR HER TALKING WHILE WALKING INTO OTHER ROOM

 

GRANDMOTHER TRYING TO REPLY TO GRANDCHILDREN’S FACEBOOK MESSAGE THROUGH HER TYPEWRITER 

 

PET CAT JUST CAN’T SEEM TO KILL OWNER 

 

SECOND TWIX GOES ON MURDEROUS RAMPAGE FOR NOT BEING PICKED FIRST

 

LOCKSMITH JUST TOWS YOUR CAR AWAY AFTER LOCKING YOUR KEYS IN IT FOR THE 4TH TIME 

 

TWISTA’S TONGUE GETS TIED IN KNOT AFTER RAPPING TOO FAST

 

LAWMAKERS WANT TO BAN TEXTING AND WALKING UNLESS YOU ARE MOONWALKING

 

HUSBAND FINALLY CONVINCES WIFE STRAWBERRY-BASKET-RED PAINT IS JUST A BIT REDDER THAN RED