One Liners: IHOb, Dennis Rodman, the North Korean Summit, the CIA, Justin Trudeau, and More!

Dennis Rodman arrived in Singapore early for the North Korea Summit . Makes sense. Power forwards are normally down the court first anyway.

I bet the Wilpons are anxious to find the Mets some North Korean pitching prospects.

That’s not Dennis Rodman; that’s Trumps’ attitude in human form. You know the one he was going to use for his North Korea Summit talks?

I’ll only eat these IHOb burgers if the buns are made from two pancakes.

How long before Crying Rodman replaces the Crying Jordan meme?

Justin Trudeau’s eyebrow didn’t fall off. To paraphrase Jay-Z “Is it ever gonna fall off? Noooo.”

Who got around more: The Beach Boys or Tupac?

I follow the CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels

Has anyone successfully gone on a second date from a dating app and if so, how much did you beg?

Drew Brees should play Dr. Who Dat.