Bus Driver Promises Sing-A-Long If Commuters Behave

Bridgeport, CT –  Believing this was his best and most likely last shot to make the trip smoother, 57 year-old bus driver Harry Latimer promised a sing-a-long if the commuters behave. “Now listen everyone, if we can all just settle down and be quiet, I promise for the rest of the trip we can sing ’99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall’ or even ‘The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round'”, exclaimed the desperate and frail Latimer who was one step away from turning the bus right back around. “And if everyone is really good, I will do a drive-thru run at McDonald’s. How does that sound?” At press time, Latimer could be seen sprinting across Route 130 while being pelted with Chicken McNuggets.