Milford, DE – Counting down the footsteps until walking into her sister-in-law’s newly furnished living room, Ashley Hughes couldn’t wait to passive- aggressively tell her brother’s wife Kate how bad her decorating was. “Kate, I just love what you’ve done with the place considering you had so much time extra to think about it. I can tell you didn’t use a professional. That’s so… ‘daring’ of you,” said Hughes as a Grinch-like smile curled around her face like a mustache on a barbershop quartet singer. “You know Kate is almost like the sister I never had. Of course, if I had a sister, her sense in color would not be comparable to Puff Daddy video.” At press time, Kate was sorry not sorry for “accidentally” adding ipecac to Ashley’s frozen daiquiri and then “running out” of Tampax.
Sister-In-Law Can’t Wait To Passive-Agressively Tell Her Brother’s Wife She’s Bad At Decorating

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