One Liners: OK Go, SpaceX, Alice Cooper, Solar Panels, & More!

OK Go is not a dating app for traffic cops.

There a lot of these “super-tall” skyscrapers going up around the world. One day you won’t need a spaceship to go the moon, just an elevator!

The doctor said my cholesterol is slightly high. When it reaches Cheech & Chong status, I’ll worry.

I heard a rumor the Apple wants to buy SpaceX. So, they’ll have Final Cut X, iPhone X and SpaceX? XXX, huh?

I drove past a solar panel installation shop, but there were no solar panels on the roof. I’m not shopping there.

A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y and sometimes Pluto.

It’s one thing to get snubbed for an award but another thing for the “In Remembrance” video.

The next NBC musical should be Alice Cooper in Wonderland.

Remember, JebsBush.com is a totally different website.

Her dating app profile says she’s new in town, but she has sunglasses on in all her pictures. I’m starting to think she may just be on the run.