Tired Ceiling Fan Reminds Homeowners They Have Air Conditioning.

Freeport, NY – Exhausted from a long sweltering day of endless spinning in the blistering summer heat, a tired ceiling fan reminded the homeowners they have air conditioning. “Guys! Please… for the love of humanity… turn on the goddamn air conditioner!!! You installed the damn thing for this very reason!” exclaimed the desperate ceiling fan on the breaking point of making like a drone and flying away. “Honey, how does AC thing work? Do you plug it in? Does it take water?” asked a befuddled Jerry Pevney to his wife Myrna who was actually away at her sister’s until the winter months. At press time, the ceiling fan was spotted hiding in the freezer between the two-month-old pack of frozen broccoli and tinfoil-covered roast beef leftovers .

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