What if Project Runway was a show about new airports?
So Trump fired James Comey, the man who is investigating him. I did Nazi that coming.
Those Lo Mein noodles were terrible. More like “Lo Meintenance” noodles if you ask me.
I was listening to Tupac earlier on my Sony Woke-man.
You’d think after 100+ yrs of motor vehicles and mass transit we’d figure out how to deal with snow on the ground.
What if you mixed Rick Astley with Afroman? “Never gonna give you up… cuz I got high. Never gonna let you down… cuz I got high.”
My name spelled backwards is the same except I don’t face you when I spell it.
If we could use the same effort it takes to leak new albums and spoil summer movies to expose corruption and terrorism, the world would be a safer place.
I feel like The Walking Dead is based off the time it takes me to get to the bathroom after I get out of bed.
You wouldn’t need a museum a native culture if you didn’t wipe it all out. There’s no museums on the suburbs of New Jersey.