Laurel, MD – With the rage of a scorned Greek goddess and eyes blazing of brimstone fire, 15-year-old Vicky Whitley’s defense of her inner most secrets proved that this high school freshman’s diary has better security than the nation’s cyber data. “Oh my God, Billy, if you even think about opening my diary I swear I will scream for mom! I’m gonna kill you! Give it back, Billy! Get out of my room!! Mommmm!!!” screeches the high school freshman as her piercing scream causes her diary to drop out of her older brother’s hand. “We’ve never see anything like it. If we can harness her power, we can protect the nation’s most sensitive data from foreign agents, hackers, and terrorists!” exclaimed an awestruck Richard Bergen of the NSA. At press time, Vicky can’t even with Bobby Ford because he’s being a jerk, but she wants him to ask her to the movies.
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