New York, NY – After yelling out phrases that would make Larry Flynt blush, construction worker, James “The Big Wrench” Klein was completely baffled when a woman he cat-called showed him interest. “I’ve been whistling, barking, and yelling out to broads for the past 17 years and not one has ever hollered back. What do I do next?” asked a befuddled Klein while turning to his coworkers for answers. “She was supposed to keep walking after giving me the finger. I got a wife and three kids. I can’t actually do the things I said!” At press time, the woman offered to at least buy him a change of work pants to hide is visual embarrassment.